<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27367677</id><updated>2012-02-16T05:09:57.953-05:00</updated><category term='YouTube comments'/><category term='Twitter'/><category term='Independence Day'/><category term='Glenn Beck (i.e.'/><category term='Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind'/><category term='IE6'/><category term='Lee Marvin'/><category term='Talk to Her'/><category term='film noir'/><category term='Errol Morris'/><category term='T2'/><category term='one giant asshole)'/><category term='Persona'/><category term='The Big Heat'/><category term='Amelie'/><category term='Glenn Ford'/><category term='S21'/><category term='Weeds'/><category term='Tuol Sleng'/><category term='Brüno'/><category term='iPhone'/><category term='500 Days of Summer'/><category term='Sideways'/><category term='Standard Operating Procedure'/><category term='S21:  The Khmer Rouge Killing Machine'/><category term='posters'/><category term='David Lynch'/><category term='unread blogs'/><category term='Notes on a Scandal'/><category term='Yelp'/><category term='Redskins'/><category term='New Year&apos;s resolutions'/><category term='Android'/><category term='Facebook'/><category term='signs of life'/><category term='Inland Empire'/><category term='NYE'/><category term='US MNT'/><title type='text'>Cathedral Avenue</title><subtitle type='html'>Cathedral Ave on Blogger. You can also find me on Tumblr, at www.cathedralavenue.com. You can also learn more about my anonymity-loving, integrity-lacking ways at www.gregorypaulschwan.com.</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://cathedralavenue.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27367677/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://cathedralavenue.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Gregory Schwan</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='//lh5.googleusercontent.com/-H5aoKHnjgdE/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAACyo/cP6w0THPsZs/s512-c/photo.jpg'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>43</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27367677.post-8000016229595432773</id><published>2011-04-22T12:48:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2011-04-22T12:48:48.433-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Sheep Meadow, NYC</title><content type='html'>&lt;div&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src='http://lh6.ggpht.com/_9A4Rkn_z31s/TbGxa2Z1KdI/AAAAAAAACAs/NLbKwxPqE7o/IMG_20110422_124728.png' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/27367677-8000016229595432773?l=cathedralavenue.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27367677/posts/default/8000016229595432773'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27367677/posts/default/8000016229595432773'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://cathedralavenue.blogspot.com/2011/04/sheep-meadow-nyc.html' title='Sheep Meadow, NYC'/><author><name>Gregory Schwan</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='//lh5.googleusercontent.com/-H5aoKHnjgdE/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAACyo/cP6w0THPsZs/s512-c/photo.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://lh6.ggpht.com/_9A4Rkn_z31s/TbGxa2Z1KdI/AAAAAAAACAs/NLbKwxPqE7o/s72-c/IMG_20110422_124728.png' height='72' width='72'/><georss:featurename>, 160 Central Park South, New York, NY, United States</georss:featurename><georss:point>40.766648 -73.978479</georss:point></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27367677.post-1588368948167335604</id><published>2011-04-19T23:03:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2011-04-19T23:03:14.709-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Angry Birds Scores</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://goo.gl/photos/pXl2fRV0rB" imageanchor="1" style="clear:right;margin-bottom:1em;margin-left:1em"&gt;&lt;img border="0" src="https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/_9A4Rkn_z31s/TSSJcOVCOWE/AAAAAAAACAY/zocH9nHRzw0/s160-c/AngryBirdsScores.jpg"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This is crack rock.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/27367677-1588368948167335604?l=cathedralavenue.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27367677/posts/default/1588368948167335604'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27367677/posts/default/1588368948167335604'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://cathedralavenue.blogspot.com/2011/04/angry-birds-scores.html' title='Angry Birds Scores'/><author><name>Gregory Schwan</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='//lh5.googleusercontent.com/-H5aoKHnjgdE/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAACyo/cP6w0THPsZs/s512-c/photo.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/_9A4Rkn_z31s/TSSJcOVCOWE/AAAAAAAACAY/zocH9nHRzw0/s72-c/AngryBirdsScores.jpg' height='72' width='72'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27367677.post-8437808672909177518</id><published>2011-04-17T11:44:00.002-04:00</published><updated>2011-04-17T11:45:27.562-04:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>David Simon:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;There are about 749 different shows, dramas and comedies, on television right now. Seven hundred and forty-eight of them are about the America that I inhabit, that you inhabit, that most of the viewing public, I guess, inhabits. There was only one about the other America. And it was arguing, passionately, about a place where, let’s face it, the economic rules don’t apply in the same way. Half of the adult black males in my city are unemployed. That’s not an economic model that actually works.&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Via &lt;a href="http://www.guernicamag.com/interviews/2530/simon_4_1_11/"&gt;Guernica&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/27367677-8437808672909177518?l=cathedralavenue.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27367677/posts/default/8437808672909177518'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27367677/posts/default/8437808672909177518'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://cathedralavenue.blogspot.com/2011/04/there-are-about-749-different-shows.html' title=''/><author><name>Gregory Schwan</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='//lh5.googleusercontent.com/-H5aoKHnjgdE/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAACyo/cP6w0THPsZs/s512-c/photo.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27367677.post-427608693629139155</id><published>2011-04-09T13:47:00.002-04:00</published><updated>2011-04-09T16:08:43.277-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Brady!</title><content type='html'>&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src='http://lh3.ggpht.com/_9A4Rkn_z31s/TaCbmfH13GI/AAAAAAAAB8U/84NPwKSyrvY/IMG_20110409_134547.png' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/27367677-427608693629139155?l=cathedralavenue.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27367677/posts/default/427608693629139155'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27367677/posts/default/427608693629139155'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://cathedralavenue.blogspot.com/2011/04/brady.html' title='Brady!'/><author><name>Gregory Schwan</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='//lh5.googleusercontent.com/-H5aoKHnjgdE/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAACyo/cP6w0THPsZs/s512-c/photo.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://lh3.ggpht.com/_9A4Rkn_z31s/TaCbmfH13GI/AAAAAAAAB8U/84NPwKSyrvY/s72-c/IMG_20110409_134547.png' height='72' width='72'/><georss:featurename>Stevensville, MD, USA</georss:featurename><georss:point>38.9806679 -76.31439990000001</georss:point><georss:box>38.9458674 -76.34538640000001 39.0154684 -76.28341340000001</georss:box></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27367677.post-3079603637570354520</id><published>2011-04-05T21:49:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2011-04-05T21:51:00.369-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Cultural Crapitude</title><content type='html'>My last post was about the death of a medium, a mode of commerce and an experience. As I inch a tad closer to my own death today in turning 32, I present to you evidence that American culture is also on deathwatch. If you've never seen this, I challenge you to complete it. 1:45 feels like one hour, 45 minutes.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The thing is that this isn't even funny. It's really sad and irresponsible. &lt;a href="http://thinkprogress.org/2011/04/05/bristol-palin-profiteer-teen-pregnancy/"&gt;What?&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;iframe title="YouTube video player" width="480" height="390" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/UyWKlxNAh30" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/27367677-3079603637570354520?l=cathedralavenue.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27367677/posts/default/3079603637570354520'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27367677/posts/default/3079603637570354520'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://cathedralavenue.blogspot.com/2011/04/cultural-crapitude.html' title='Cultural Crapitude'/><author><name>Gregory Schwan</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='//lh5.googleusercontent.com/-H5aoKHnjgdE/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAACyo/cP6w0THPsZs/s512-c/photo.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://img.youtube.com/vi/UyWKlxNAh30/default.jpg' height='72' width='72'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27367677.post-5058646869878310451</id><published>2011-04-03T12:09:00.002-04:00</published><updated>2011-04-05T13:39:07.895-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Disruption and Death</title><content type='html'>&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-pNM5s578ueM/TZiZVrc3wWI/AAAAAAAAB7o/DtZTtVycf0M/s1600/50-percent.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left:1em; margin-right:1em"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="150" width="200" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-pNM5s578ueM/TZiZVrc3wWI/AAAAAAAAB7o/DtZTtVycf0M/s200/50-percent.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Leslie and I were in the city last night, and we passed the moribund Borders on 2nd Ave. I didn't want to go in, but I'm glad we did. After the shock wore off, I started snapping pictures. Leslie didn't understand my fascination, so I explained.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Growing up in the 80s and being a young adult in the 90s, record and book stores are lodged deep in my memory. They were a huge part of my experience. If you lived in Maryland, you can't forget Kemp Mill:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;iframe title="YouTube video player" width="480" height="390" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/OzzZxcZ7qOM" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Maryland also had a handful of decent used records stores, &lt;a href="http://www.cdepot.com/"&gt;one of which&lt;/a&gt; I worked at right before going to college.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I didn't start really loving books until my sophomore year at UMCP (this would have been around 1998), and by that time Borders and B&amp;N were already well-established and pushing out smaller bookstores (iTunes wasn't launched until 2001, FWIW). In fact, before too long B&amp;N took over the UMCP Student Union book store. This was very controversial at the time, and I recall discussions about Starbucks in the libraries (did this happen? I'm unsure).&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So with the death of Borders, I reckon it's comeuppance. Later I'll be finishing up some Oscar Wilde on my Kindle. And while that device is really incredible, for kids being born now there is a vastly diminishing chance to have the experience of digging through racks at a record store or tilting one's head at 45 degrees to read the titles on the spines. Perhaps not even at a massive chain. I guess the opportunity won't go away completely, but it'll be much more rare.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Yay, cloud? I guess it's bittersweet.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Short video walk-through of Borders:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;iframe title="YouTube video player" width="480" height="390" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/F7VrHm8Jk2Y" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/27367677-5058646869878310451?l=cathedralavenue.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27367677/posts/default/5058646869878310451'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27367677/posts/default/5058646869878310451'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://cathedralavenue.blogspot.com/2011/04/disruption-and-death.html' title='Disruption and Death'/><author><name>Gregory Schwan</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='//lh5.googleusercontent.com/-H5aoKHnjgdE/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAACyo/cP6w0THPsZs/s512-c/photo.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-pNM5s578ueM/TZiZVrc3wWI/AAAAAAAAB7o/DtZTtVycf0M/s72-c/50-percent.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><georss:featurename>Borders, 2nd Ave. NYC</georss:featurename><georss:point>40.7432242 -73.97665999999998</georss:point><georss:box>14.361974199999999 -135.23627249999998 67.12447420000001 -12.717047499999978</georss:box></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27367677.post-6324704348741849028</id><published>2011-01-02T14:42:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2011-01-02T14:42:56.964-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Kicking it off with the Dardenne Brothers.</title><content type='html'>Found two &lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dardenne_brothers"&gt;Dardenne&lt;/a&gt; movies on Netflix streaming yesterday.  Will surely fire up one of them later today.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.gravity7.com/blog/film/uploaded_images/enfant-727270.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left:1em; margin-right:1em"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="600" width="450" src="http://www.gravity7.com/blog/film/uploaded_images/enfant-727270.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/27367677-6324704348741849028?l=cathedralavenue.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27367677/posts/default/6324704348741849028'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27367677/posts/default/6324704348741849028'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://cathedralavenue.blogspot.com/2011/01/kicking-it-off-with-dardenne-brothers.html' title='Kicking it off with the Dardenne Brothers.'/><author><name>Gregory Schwan</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='//lh5.googleusercontent.com/-H5aoKHnjgdE/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAACyo/cP6w0THPsZs/s512-c/photo.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27367677.post-4932433612769772960</id><published>2010-12-23T15:36:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2010-12-23T15:36:12.215-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Boy toys v. girl toys</title><content type='html'>&lt;div&gt;&lt;p&gt;I have always felt this a landslide victory for boys. There exists some major exceptions, though.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src='http://lh3.ggpht.com/_9A4Rkn_z31s/TROyuyJkqcI/AAAAAAAABp0/20W59XyadcA/IMG_20101223_153419.png' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/27367677-4932433612769772960?l=cathedralavenue.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27367677/posts/default/4932433612769772960'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27367677/posts/default/4932433612769772960'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://cathedralavenue.blogspot.com/2010/12/boy-toys-v-girl-toys.html' title='Boy toys v. girl toys'/><author><name>Gregory Schwan</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='//lh5.googleusercontent.com/-H5aoKHnjgdE/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAACyo/cP6w0THPsZs/s512-c/photo.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://lh3.ggpht.com/_9A4Rkn_z31s/TROyuyJkqcI/AAAAAAAABp0/20W59XyadcA/s72-c/IMG_20101223_153419.png' height='72' width='72'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27367677.post-2474499792228793191</id><published>2010-12-23T14:00:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2010-12-23T14:00:06.331-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Nothing like the important stuff.</title><content type='html'>Mom is going crazy over the pasta sauce my Dad just bought at the store.  Everything is as it should be at Christmas.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/27367677-2474499792228793191?l=cathedralavenue.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27367677/posts/default/2474499792228793191'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27367677/posts/default/2474499792228793191'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://cathedralavenue.blogspot.com/2010/12/nothing-like-important-stuff.html' title='Nothing like the important stuff.'/><author><name>Gregory Schwan</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='//lh5.googleusercontent.com/-H5aoKHnjgdE/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAACyo/cP6w0THPsZs/s512-c/photo.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27367677.post-6762055044485899141</id><published>2010-12-23T10:57:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2010-12-23T10:57:11.710-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Good times.</title><content type='html'>&lt;div&gt;&lt;p&gt;Brady.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src='http://lh4.ggpht.com/_9A4Rkn_z31s/TRNxVc7bzbI/AAAAAAAABos/y4FbLi-ydhM/IMG_20101223_105026.png' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/27367677-6762055044485899141?l=cathedralavenue.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27367677/posts/default/6762055044485899141'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27367677/posts/default/6762055044485899141'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://cathedralavenue.blogspot.com/2010/12/good-times.html' title='Good times.'/><author><name>Gregory Schwan</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='//lh5.googleusercontent.com/-H5aoKHnjgdE/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAACyo/cP6w0THPsZs/s512-c/photo.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://lh4.ggpht.com/_9A4Rkn_z31s/TRNxVc7bzbI/AAAAAAAABos/y4FbLi-ydhM/s72-c/IMG_20101223_105026.png' height='72' width='72'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27367677.post-8831308842075121767</id><published>2010-12-22T05:42:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2010-12-22T05:42:28.695-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Queens, am</title><content type='html'>&lt;div&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src='http://lh6.ggpht.com/_9A4Rkn_z31s/TRHWEzM9ouI/AAAAAAAABok/lXSa96eX7jI/1293014508502.png' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/27367677-8831308842075121767?l=cathedralavenue.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27367677/posts/default/8831308842075121767'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27367677/posts/default/8831308842075121767'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://cathedralavenue.blogspot.com/2010/12/queens-am.html' title='Queens, am'/><author><name>Gregory Schwan</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='//lh5.googleusercontent.com/-H5aoKHnjgdE/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAACyo/cP6w0THPsZs/s512-c/photo.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://lh6.ggpht.com/_9A4Rkn_z31s/TRHWEzM9ouI/AAAAAAAABok/lXSa96eX7jI/s72-c/1293014508502.png' height='72' width='72'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27367677.post-1097626978099820202</id><published>2010-12-22T00:59:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2010-12-22T00:59:54.307-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Off to Maryland</title><content type='html'>&lt;div&gt;&lt;p&gt;Off to Maryland tomorrow for Christmas.&amp;nbsp; Love being able to take the train during such a hectic time of year.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/27367677-1097626978099820202?l=cathedralavenue.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27367677/posts/default/1097626978099820202'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27367677/posts/default/1097626978099820202'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://cathedralavenue.blogspot.com/2010/12/off-to-maryland.html' title='Off to Maryland'/><author><name>Gregory Schwan</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='//lh5.googleusercontent.com/-H5aoKHnjgdE/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAACyo/cP6w0THPsZs/s512-c/photo.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27367677.post-1579675770822828937</id><published>2010-12-21T23:54:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2010-12-21T23:54:39.773-05:00</updated><title type='text'>More Boring Tests</title><content type='html'>Testing Twitterfeed.  Haven't used Blogger in a while; learning some new ropes.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/27367677-1579675770822828937?l=cathedralavenue.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27367677/posts/default/1579675770822828937'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27367677/posts/default/1579675770822828937'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://cathedralavenue.blogspot.com/2010/12/more-boring-tests.html' title='More Boring Tests'/><author><name>Gregory Schwan</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='//lh5.googleusercontent.com/-H5aoKHnjgdE/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAACyo/cP6w0THPsZs/s512-c/photo.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27367677.post-6351211018738735032</id><published>2010-12-20T21:35:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2010-12-20T21:35:16.501-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Mobile post</title><content type='html'>&lt;div&gt;&lt;p&gt;Just a test here. Giving mobile Blogger a whirl. :)&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/27367677-6351211018738735032?l=cathedralavenue.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27367677/posts/default/6351211018738735032'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27367677/posts/default/6351211018738735032'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://cathedralavenue.blogspot.com/2010/12/mobile-post.html' title='Mobile post'/><author><name>Gregory Schwan</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='//lh5.googleusercontent.com/-H5aoKHnjgdE/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAACyo/cP6w0THPsZs/s512-c/photo.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27367677.post-6436604813432183441</id><published>2010-12-20T16:53:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2010-12-20T16:53:56.929-05:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/8.png?w=500&amp;h=516" imageanchor="1" style=""&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="516" width="500" src="http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/8.png?w=500&amp;h=516" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/27367677-6436604813432183441?l=cathedralavenue.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27367677/posts/default/6436604813432183441'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27367677/posts/default/6436604813432183441'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://cathedralavenue.blogspot.com/2010/12/blog-post.html' title=''/><author><name>Gregory Schwan</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='//lh5.googleusercontent.com/-H5aoKHnjgdE/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAACyo/cP6w0THPsZs/s512-c/photo.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27367677.post-7455750768098300383</id><published>2010-12-20T11:52:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2010-12-20T11:52:55.639-05:00</updated><title type='text'>New Year's 2011</title><content type='html'>I've used Tumblr all year.  Coming back here to Blogger, though, I like many of the changes.  Some of the new templates are simple and nice.  I still wish the act of posting was simpler.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Anyway, as usual I have a New Year's resolution.  For 2011 I want to learn Spanish.  I'm going to take a crack with Rosetta Stone.  I hope I can stick to it!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/27367677-7455750768098300383?l=cathedralavenue.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27367677/posts/default/7455750768098300383'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27367677/posts/default/7455750768098300383'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://cathedralavenue.blogspot.com/2010/12/new-years-2011.html' title='New Year&apos;s 2011'/><author><name>Gregory Schwan</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='//lh5.googleusercontent.com/-H5aoKHnjgdE/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAACyo/cP6w0THPsZs/s512-c/photo.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27367677.post-869805278633904355</id><published>2010-01-30T16:24:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2010-01-30T16:24:06.226-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Cross Post from Tumblr</title><content type='html'>http://cathedralavenue.tumblr.com/post/361920733/two-little-red-hens-nyc&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/27367677-869805278633904355?l=cathedralavenue.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27367677/posts/default/869805278633904355'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27367677/posts/default/869805278633904355'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://cathedralavenue.blogspot.com/2010/01/cross-post-from-tumblr_30.html' title='Cross Post from Tumblr'/><author><name>Gregory Schwan</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='//lh5.googleusercontent.com/-H5aoKHnjgdE/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAACyo/cP6w0THPsZs/s512-c/photo.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27367677.post-4563758131666807187</id><published>2010-01-30T15:00:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2010-01-30T15:00:00.413-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Cross Post from Tumblr</title><content type='html'>http://cathedralavenue.tumblr.com/post/361806556/no-need-to-lie-im-enjoying-spartacus&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/27367677-4563758131666807187?l=cathedralavenue.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27367677/posts/default/4563758131666807187'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27367677/posts/default/4563758131666807187'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://cathedralavenue.blogspot.com/2010/01/cross-post-from-tumblr.html' title='Cross Post from Tumblr'/><author><name>Gregory Schwan</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='//lh5.googleusercontent.com/-H5aoKHnjgdE/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAACyo/cP6w0THPsZs/s512-c/photo.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27367677.post-6509329674459332059</id><published>2010-01-28T20:43:00.003-05:00</published><updated>2010-01-30T15:01:00.734-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Cross Post from Tumblr</title><content type='html'>Head over to Tumblr to read my thoughts on Fish Tank.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/27367677-6509329674459332059?l=cathedralavenue.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='related' href='http://cathedralavenue.tumblr.com/post/358785874/fish-tank-or-how-to-avoid-cliches' title='Cross Post from Tumblr'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27367677/posts/default/6509329674459332059'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27367677/posts/default/6509329674459332059'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://cathedralavenue.blogspot.com/2010/01/cross-post-from-my-tumbler.html' title='Cross Post from Tumblr'/><author><name>Gregory Schwan</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='//lh5.googleusercontent.com/-H5aoKHnjgdE/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAACyo/cP6w0THPsZs/s512-c/photo.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27367677.post-8258808798381551739</id><published>2010-01-10T22:07:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2010-01-10T22:09:10.648-05:00</updated><title type='text'>New Year's Resolutions First Check In</title><content type='html'>Things are going well.  I have made no progress on my own writing or deciphering Kant and Hegel, but I am eating a lot better.  I've taken aim at portion sizes, haven't had an entire soda, and can count the number of beers I've had on one hand.  I feel very good already, and these are just baby steps.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/27367677-8258808798381551739?l=cathedralavenue.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27367677/posts/default/8258808798381551739'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27367677/posts/default/8258808798381551739'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://cathedralavenue.blogspot.com/2010/01/new-years-resolutions-first-check-in.html' title='New Year&apos;s Resolutions First Check In'/><author><name>Gregory Schwan</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='//lh5.googleusercontent.com/-H5aoKHnjgdE/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAACyo/cP6w0THPsZs/s512-c/photo.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27367677.post-5538432703973533351</id><published>2009-12-31T22:09:00.003-05:00</published><updated>2009-12-31T22:11:34.743-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='NYE'/><title type='text'>Happy New Year!</title><content type='html'>I'm enjoying a quiet night at home with my g/f, cat, and a bottle of Prosecco.  NYE has never lived up to expectations for me, so I'm taking control of it and doing what I want to do:  chill.  See you on the other side!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/27367677-5538432703973533351?l=cathedralavenue.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27367677/posts/default/5538432703973533351'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27367677/posts/default/5538432703973533351'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://cathedralavenue.blogspot.com/2009/12/happy-new-year.html' title='Happy New Year!'/><author><name>Gregory Schwan</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='//lh5.googleusercontent.com/-H5aoKHnjgdE/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAACyo/cP6w0THPsZs/s512-c/photo.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27367677.post-536735153073328770</id><published>2009-12-28T22:01:00.003-05:00</published><updated>2009-12-28T22:35:22.828-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='New Year&apos;s resolutions'/><title type='text'>New Year's Resolutions</title><content type='html'>I've made good on some New Year's resolutions in the past, so I go into January with a lot of optimism around making positive changes.  Thus far I've got three ideas for 2010:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1) Lose weight.  This one is pretty important.  My God-awful diet and sedentary lifestyle have left with me quite the spare tire.  Time to get on top this.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2) Write.  I desperately need a creative outlet, and I'm going to take a crack at creative writing.  During my early 20s I scratched this itch with music, but for the past three years all I've done is work.  Enough is enough.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;3) Kant und Hegel.  I dropped out of graduate school pretty early, but my lack of comprehension for German Idealism still bothers me.  I'm going to take a slow approach and incorporate some secondary sources.  No goal of mastery here, just a baseline understanding.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/27367677-536735153073328770?l=cathedralavenue.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27367677/posts/default/536735153073328770'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27367677/posts/default/536735153073328770'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://cathedralavenue.blogspot.com/2009/12/new-years-resolutions.html' title='New Year&apos;s Resolutions'/><author><name>Gregory Schwan</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='//lh5.googleusercontent.com/-H5aoKHnjgdE/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAACyo/cP6w0THPsZs/s512-c/photo.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27367677.post-3956555597661239891</id><published>2009-12-13T10:47:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2009-12-13T10:47:09.343-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Hello down there!</title><content type='html'>For the first time in my life I have internet at 35K feet.  If this becomes the norm in the near future, I definitely *have* to get a netbook.  Pretty neat.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/27367677-3956555597661239891?l=cathedralavenue.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27367677/posts/default/3956555597661239891'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27367677/posts/default/3956555597661239891'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://cathedralavenue.blogspot.com/2009/12/hello-down-there.html' title='Hello down there!'/><author><name>Gregory Schwan</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='//lh5.googleusercontent.com/-H5aoKHnjgdE/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAACyo/cP6w0THPsZs/s512-c/photo.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27367677.post-3744769362994721597</id><published>2009-12-07T23:10:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2009-12-07T23:10:16.194-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Yelp'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='iPhone'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Android'/><title type='text'>Yelp Comes to Android</title><content type='html'>I've been waiting for Yelp to arrive on Android ever since I got my G1 last year.  Living in NYC, it is extremely useful.  My girlfriend has had it on her iPhone for a long time now, and by default she has hitherto assumed the odious role of "Yelp bitch."  Now when we are downtown in the cold looking for some place to eat after a movie, I too can tap away on my phone to find a suitable restaurant.  I suspect this may reduce tension in our relationship by 2.3%.  Not bad.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Less personally, the arrival of Yelp on Android has me asking a fundamental question about the iPhone's dominance:  sure, 100K+ apps is impressive, but as the best of breed continue to appear on Android (Yelp, Pandora &amp; Last FM, Foursquare, Flixster, Twitter (via Twidroid), Facebook), what does volume matter?  How much do we value fart applications by the truckload?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I am separating out games as I think this through.  The reason being that we are only now seeing Android phones with proper hardware to support this subset of applications.  For non-games, though, I think there may be some equalizing afoot.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/27367677-3744769362994721597?l=cathedralavenue.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27367677/posts/default/3744769362994721597'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27367677/posts/default/3744769362994721597'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://cathedralavenue.blogspot.com/2009/12/yelp-comes-to-android.html' title='Yelp Comes to Android'/><author><name>Gregory Schwan</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='//lh5.googleusercontent.com/-H5aoKHnjgdE/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAACyo/cP6w0THPsZs/s512-c/photo.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27367677.post-8344091616226406903</id><published>2009-09-27T21:45:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2009-09-27T21:45:25.357-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Redskins'/><title type='text'>Dismal</title><content type='html'>I wasn't able to see the Skins today, but somehow you just knew this would happen.  I have tickets to see them right before Christmas on MNF v. the Giants.  That game might have value for NY, but that's about it.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/27367677-8344091616226406903?l=cathedralavenue.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27367677/posts/default/8344091616226406903'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27367677/posts/default/8344091616226406903'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://cathedralavenue.blogspot.com/2009/09/dismal.html' title='Dismal'/><author><name>Gregory Schwan</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='//lh5.googleusercontent.com/-H5aoKHnjgdE/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAACyo/cP6w0THPsZs/s512-c/photo.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27367677.post-7351774932424951716</id><published>2009-08-30T17:17:00.002-04:00</published><updated>2009-08-30T17:18:19.088-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='500 Days of Summer'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Amelie'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Sideways'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='one giant asshole)'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Glenn Beck (i.e.'/><title type='text'>Another Beacon from the Twilight Zone</title><content type='html'>Wow, quiet August on the blog front.  Oh well.  I saw &lt;span style="font-style:italic;"&gt;500 Days of Summer&lt;/span&gt; today.  Bravo.  Comparisons to everything from &lt;span style="font-style:italic;"&gt;Amelie&lt;/span&gt;, &lt;span style="font-style:italic;"&gt;Eternal Sunshine...&lt;/span&gt;, and &lt;span style="font-style:italic;"&gt;Sideways &lt;/span&gt;abound, but it was quite well done.  Funny:  a movie with no pretense of realism portrays relationships better than I reckon 95% of any cinematic love stories over the past 10 years.  There is a Jennifer Aniston movie coming out called &lt;span style="font-style:italic;"&gt;Love Happens&lt;/span&gt;.  That's what they should have called &lt;span style="font-style:italic;"&gt;500 Days...&lt;/span&gt;  Ironic.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Oh, that beacon!  Observe: &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0OUXkZO8vE"&gt;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0OUXkZO8vE&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/27367677-7351774932424951716?l=cathedralavenue.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27367677/posts/default/7351774932424951716'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27367677/posts/default/7351774932424951716'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://cathedralavenue.blogspot.com/2009/08/another-beacon-from-twilight-zone.html' title='Another Beacon from the Twilight Zone'/><author><name>Gregory Schwan</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='//lh5.googleusercontent.com/-H5aoKHnjgdE/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAACyo/cP6w0THPsZs/s512-c/photo.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27367677.post-7261967979841980304</id><published>2009-08-28T20:28:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2009-08-28T20:28:10.607-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='T2'/><title type='text'>Chill Out, Dickwad.</title><content type='html'>T2 is on television right now.  Wow, what can I say?  This movie doesn't look dated at all.  For its genre, it's brilliant.  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;...They're now going after Miles Bennet Dyson.  "In a panic, dey tried da pull da plug."&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/27367677-7261967979841980304?l=cathedralavenue.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27367677/posts/default/7261967979841980304'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27367677/posts/default/7261967979841980304'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://cathedralavenue.blogspot.com/2009/08/chill-out-dickwad.html' title='Chill Out, Dickwad.'/><author><name>Gregory Schwan</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='//lh5.googleusercontent.com/-H5aoKHnjgdE/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAACyo/cP6w0THPsZs/s512-c/photo.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27367677.post-4757163875159443174</id><published>2009-08-01T15:03:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2009-08-01T15:04:15.212-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='YouTube comments'/><title type='text'>Do you post in YouTube comments?</title><content type='html'>Yes?  Please lobotomize yourself now.  Thanks!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/27367677-4757163875159443174?l=cathedralavenue.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27367677/posts/default/4757163875159443174'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27367677/posts/default/4757163875159443174'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://cathedralavenue.blogspot.com/2009/08/do-you-post-in-youtube-comments.html' title='Do you post in YouTube comments?'/><author><name>Gregory Schwan</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='//lh5.googleusercontent.com/-H5aoKHnjgdE/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAACyo/cP6w0THPsZs/s512-c/photo.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27367677.post-484321456219346198</id><published>2009-07-19T19:50:00.006-04:00</published><updated>2009-07-20T18:23:01.317-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Brüno'/><title type='text'>Brüno - Is it Really that Complicated?</title><content type='html'>I'm not sure why some of the reviews of Brüno are so negative.  I think the point is to bring to life the ridiculous notions that homophobes have of gay people.  And then proceed to throw it in their faces.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I guess some would dismiss Cohen's targets as obvious.  Alabama hunters, cage-fighting fans, etc.  But I thought the past decade in American politics has taught us &lt;span style="font-style:italic;"&gt;not&lt;/span&gt; to ignore this bloc.  My guess is that many people in America think that this is how all gay people behave:  with flamboyance on 11 and an overcharged, indiscriminate sexuality.  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I've been a fan of Cohen for a while.  I'm guessing this could be his swan song for the triumvirate of Ali G, Borat, and Brüno.  It's been fun.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/27367677-484321456219346198?l=cathedralavenue.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27367677/posts/default/484321456219346198'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27367677/posts/default/484321456219346198'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://cathedralavenue.blogspot.com/2009/07/bruno-is-it-really-that-complicated.html' title='Brüno - Is it Really that Complicated?'/><author><name>Gregory Schwan</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='//lh5.googleusercontent.com/-H5aoKHnjgdE/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAACyo/cP6w0THPsZs/s512-c/photo.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27367677.post-2590224915670527566</id><published>2009-07-19T15:52:00.002-04:00</published><updated>2009-07-19T15:53:06.860-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='IE6'/><title type='text'>Dump IE6, please.</title><content type='html'>It's really time for it to go.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://twibbon.com/join/IE6-Must-Die?justJoined=True"&gt;DUMP IE6&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/27367677-2590224915670527566?l=cathedralavenue.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27367677/posts/default/2590224915670527566'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27367677/posts/default/2590224915670527566'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://cathedralavenue.blogspot.com/2009/07/dump-ie6-please_19.html' title='Dump IE6, please.'/><author><name>Gregory Schwan</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='//lh5.googleusercontent.com/-H5aoKHnjgdE/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAACyo/cP6w0THPsZs/s512-c/photo.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27367677.post-4851522511350849896</id><published>2009-07-18T22:28:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2009-07-18T22:28:43.335-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Facebook'/><title type='text'>I Zotted my Facebook Page</title><content type='html'>I had been waiting for an excuse to kill my Facebook page for some time.  I finally found it.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://mashable.com/2009/07/17/facebook-dating-ads-2/"&gt;http://mashable.com/2009/07/17/facebook-dating-ads-2/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Apparently the ad was served by a third party, but who cares?  Through this story I learned that I was opted in by default for Facebook to use my image in ads.  That's ridiculous.  I'm through with that garbage.  I spoke to a few old friends through it, but I can't really say I'll miss it.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/27367677-4851522511350849896?l=cathedralavenue.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27367677/posts/default/4851522511350849896'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27367677/posts/default/4851522511350849896'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://cathedralavenue.blogspot.com/2009/07/i-zotted-my-facebook-page.html' title='I Zotted my Facebook Page'/><author><name>Gregory Schwan</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='//lh5.googleusercontent.com/-H5aoKHnjgdE/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAACyo/cP6w0THPsZs/s512-c/photo.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27367677.post-5437902647598874915</id><published>2009-07-05T11:44:00.002-04:00</published><updated>2009-07-05T11:46:18.925-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Will Palin ever be a distant memory?</title><content type='html'>I surely hope so.  Retreating from the Alaska governorship early?  This person was almost our VP?  Wow.  Once again, something to truly be thankful for on July 4 weekend.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.vanityfair.com/images/politics/2009/08/sarah-palin-0908-02.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 360px; height: 310px;" src="http://www.vanityfair.com/images/politics/2009/08/sarah-palin-0908-02.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/27367677-5437902647598874915?l=cathedralavenue.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27367677/posts/default/5437902647598874915'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27367677/posts/default/5437902647598874915'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://cathedralavenue.blogspot.com/2009/07/will-palin-ever-be-distant-memory.html' title='Will Palin ever be a distant memory?'/><author><name>Gregory Schwan</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='//lh5.googleusercontent.com/-H5aoKHnjgdE/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAACyo/cP6w0THPsZs/s512-c/photo.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27367677.post-7180299004669097194</id><published>2009-07-04T09:31:00.006-04:00</published><updated>2009-07-04T10:48:58.336-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Errol Morris'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Independence Day'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Standard Operating Procedure'/><title type='text'>July 4th Sanity Check</title><content type='html'>It's July 4, 2009.  This Independence Day feels better than the last eight, truly.  Whether Obama or McCain had won, we knew that either of them would inherit the mother of all bad hands.  And yet despite all the economic turmoil of the past year, I still feel more optimism than I have in approximately a decade.  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Why?  Obama-fever?  No, not quite.  I do like Obama, but yesterday I watched Errol Morris' &lt;span style="font-style:italic;"&gt;Standard Operating Procedure&lt;/span&gt;.  I had wanted to see it in theatres but missed out.  I found it available on streaming Netflix earlier in the week and got around to it during yesterday's day off.  (I also had it on the brain due to a mention during &lt;span style="font-style:italic;"&gt;This American Life&lt;/span&gt;'s recent "Fall Guy" episode.)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It took me a while to see where Morris was going with SOP.  But isn't the point that, while yes, everything we see in the Abu Ghraib photos is despicable, it's also something of a distraction?  Something of a convenient incident for a show trial?  And something quite minor when compared to what was happening "off camera?"  All of the interviewees talk about being instructed to soften up the prisoners for interrogations...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I guess the punchline is that while sicking dogs on detainees (yes, some prisoners were bitten); forcing them to masturbate; fooling them into thinking they might be electrocuted; etc.; is torture, it is the tip of the iceberg.  The iceberg being systematic, illegal torture condoned by the highest ranking people in our political system.  Lyndie England?  Pawn.  As I write this, do you realize she is only 26?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I don't think it's possible to succeed in politics without compromise.  But I also think we have emerged from some very dark times.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/27367677-7180299004669097194?l=cathedralavenue.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27367677/posts/default/7180299004669097194'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27367677/posts/default/7180299004669097194'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://cathedralavenue.blogspot.com/2009/07/july-4th-sanity-check.html' title='July 4th Sanity Check'/><author><name>Gregory Schwan</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='//lh5.googleusercontent.com/-H5aoKHnjgdE/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAACyo/cP6w0THPsZs/s512-c/photo.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27367677.post-3539710957457099047</id><published>2009-06-28T09:31:00.007-04:00</published><updated>2009-06-28T17:35:08.133-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='US MNT'/><title type='text'>Futbol!!!</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;UPDATE 2:&lt;/span&gt;  Blah.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;UPDATE:&lt;/span&gt;  US up 2-0 at the half!!  Long way to go, but very impressive start.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;US v. Brazil today at 2pm EDT.  I cannot wait for this.  Given that the World Cup is about one year away, I'm ready to catch the bug again.  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;BEAT BRAZIL!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://images.ussoccer.com/Images/cms/ussf/561_usmnt_spainXI_062609.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 280px; height: 173px;" src="http://images.ussoccer.com/Images/cms/ussf/561_usmnt_spainXI_062609.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/27367677-3539710957457099047?l=cathedralavenue.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27367677/posts/default/3539710957457099047'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27367677/posts/default/3539710957457099047'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://cathedralavenue.blogspot.com/2009/06/futbol.html' title='Futbol!!!'/><author><name>Gregory Schwan</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='//lh5.googleusercontent.com/-H5aoKHnjgdE/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAACyo/cP6w0THPsZs/s512-c/photo.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27367677.post-6524160897756144270</id><published>2009-06-28T08:58:00.003-04:00</published><updated>2009-06-28T09:17:13.300-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Weeds'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Twitter'/><title type='text'>back</title><content type='html'>Eek.  No posts in two years.  Oh well, what's the point of a forced blog?  Especially when one is basically writing it for himself?  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I feel compelled to try this again thanks to Twitter.  The 140-character limit can be restricting, obviously, and sometimes I just want to scribble down a bit more.  So while I've really enjoyed the microblogging style, I want to sometimes go just a bit beyond that.  I'll come here to post just slightly longer entries.  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;To start, here is a random observation from current popular television.  My girlfriend and I have been watching &lt;span style="font-style:italic;"&gt;Weeds&lt;/span&gt; lately.  We're up to about the midpoint of season 3.  Is it just me, or does the Nancy character revel in being debased?  What's up with that?  That's such an uncomfortable area, I find.  And I'm surprised they keep trotting it back out.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/27367677-6524160897756144270?l=cathedralavenue.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27367677/posts/default/6524160897756144270'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27367677/posts/default/6524160897756144270'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://cathedralavenue.blogspot.com/2009/06/back.html' title='back'/><author><name>Gregory Schwan</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='//lh5.googleusercontent.com/-H5aoKHnjgdE/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAACyo/cP6w0THPsZs/s512-c/photo.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27367677.post-6522966272011750184</id><published>2007-05-10T01:43:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-05-10T01:44:44.429-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='signs of life'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='unread blogs'/><title type='text'>Still Here</title><content type='html'>I have no readers, but I'm still compelled to post that I'm not abandoning this blog.  New post coming this weekend.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/27367677-6522966272011750184?l=cathedralavenue.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27367677/posts/default/6522966272011750184'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27367677/posts/default/6522966272011750184'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://cathedralavenue.blogspot.com/2007/05/still-here.html' title='Still Here'/><author><name>Gregory Schwan</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='//lh5.googleusercontent.com/-H5aoKHnjgdE/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAACyo/cP6w0THPsZs/s512-c/photo.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27367677.post-9176038830276600370</id><published>2007-04-10T00:15:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-04-11T18:17:24.731-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Lee Marvin'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='The Big Heat'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='film noir'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Glenn Ford'/><title type='text'>The Big, Godless Heat</title><content type='html'>&lt;p style="margin-bottom: 0in; font-style: normal;"&gt;To date, I cannot recall any film noir that lulled me into such a false sense of ho-hummery as &lt;i&gt;The Big Heat&lt;/i&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: normal;"&gt;.  One kind of has to wonder what the game is all about for the first 20-30 minutes or so; it just seems like a crime drama.  A cop (right?) has killed himself, but something is most certainly awry.  And, oh, it's not so bad:  the cop investigating the (potential) suicide goes back to the placid homestead at 5 o'clock anyway.  The baddies and the riffraff do their business in the night, and the good guys clean up by the light of day.  Eventually, however, reality comes crashing in quite hard and we realize that &lt;/span&gt;&lt;i&gt;The Big Heat&lt;/i&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: normal;"&gt;, for its weight in dark, misanthropic, post-war gloom, is not to be fucked with.  Not at all.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_9A4Rkn_z31s/RhsP4gzo3jI/AAAAAAAAABM/tezMCaP8vso/s1600-h/cap001.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_9A4Rkn_z31s/RhsP4gzo3jI/AAAAAAAAABM/tezMCaP8vso/s400/cap001.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5051648870579756594" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;p style="margin-bottom: 0in; font-style: normal;"&gt;This due in large part (thought not the &lt;i&gt;largest &lt;/i&gt;part) to Lee Marvin's Vince Stone.  One can basically take Liberty Valance, trade in his spurs for a fedora, and drop him into the high-contrast, duplicitous milieu that is the urban landscape of film noir to get an idea.  Marvin, as Stone, is possessed of an intractable temper so powerful as to literally make me (at least) nervous as a viewer.  Each scene featuring Marvin is characterized by a torturous uncertainty.  This is no small matter; as aforementioned, &lt;i&gt;The Big Heat&lt;/i&gt; seems to play with us a bit.  If I were to describe a movie to you as a crime drama, questions of moral ambiguity and dehumanizing violence would not immediately come to the fore.  But it is precisely through some of the actions of Stone that &lt;i&gt;The Big Heat&lt;/i&gt; is transformed from simplistic to sinister.  While from the strict perspective of chronology it is the vicious murder of Katie Bannion (Jocelyn Brando) which unhinges the film, Stone's dousing of Gloria Graham with scalding coffee—leaving her with severe burn scars on the better part of half her face—unnerves with potentially greater force.  Better to be alive than dead, I guess, but there is a unique cruelty in purposeful disfigurement.  Indeed, there is transgression and sin, and then there is sadism.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;p style="margin-bottom: 0in; font-style: normal;"&gt;And yet for all this, Marvin (and moreover, Humphrey Bogart in general) cuts a less than intimidating figure under the shadow of Glenn Ford's David Bannion.  Never mind the fact that Ford provides a complete schooling in skillful communication via body language (aided each time by a smart and never pandering close-up shot); the significance of his performance could lie simply in his outright denial of God midway through the film.  In Western thought, we know God has &lt;i&gt;been&lt;/i&gt; dead.  In fact, it wasn't even Nietzsche who killed him; he was simply pointing out the fact that the murder had already taken place (maybe Machiavelli was the culprit—who knows?).  So, when Bannion coldly rejects Hettrick's advice of seeing a priest, the death of God can now be the intellectual foundation of common men.  Or, taken another way, it doesn't take a mind like Alyosha's to reject God.  Thus, in film noir, the world has either denied or killed God, and Ford's David Bannion is sounding the horn.  For who is Bannion, anyway?  One can certainly not say that he is an unequivocal hero.  Hettrick is to a degree right when he tells him, “You can't set yourself against the world and get away with it.”  But maybe it is the grim view of film noir or at least Fritz Lang that even though one can't get away with it, it's the only choice he has.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;p style="margin-bottom: 0in; font-style: normal;"&gt;The wickedness of Lee Marvin, the rebellion of Glenn Ford—these are what make &lt;i&gt;The Big Heat&lt;/i&gt; an archetypal noir.  While I do not intend to wrap up with the question of what makes a noir, I cannot help but contrast the brutality and violence of a movie like &lt;i&gt;The Big Heat&lt;/i&gt; with the almost comical and cartoonish qualities of the &lt;i&gt;The Maltese Falcon&lt;/i&gt;.  Perhaps it's Bogart's over-acting and caricature (which I do not necessarily dislike), but to lump those two films together as embodying the genre is fallacious.  Film noir is sinister and it is not cute.  It need not resort to the performance-enhancing drugs of &lt;i&gt;Sin City&lt;/i&gt; (again, which I do not necessarily dislike), but it is certainly not just about being hard-boiled and sharp-tongued.  It is about a worldview, one in which morality is a hard sell because one need not be a philosopher to realize that God is dead.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/27367677-9176038830276600370?l=cathedralavenue.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27367677/posts/default/9176038830276600370'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27367677/posts/default/9176038830276600370'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://cathedralavenue.blogspot.com/2007/04/big-godless-heat.html' title='The Big, Godless Heat'/><author><name>Gregory Schwan</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='//lh5.googleusercontent.com/-H5aoKHnjgdE/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAACyo/cP6w0THPsZs/s512-c/photo.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_9A4Rkn_z31s/RhsP4gzo3jI/AAAAAAAAABM/tezMCaP8vso/s72-c/cap001.jpg' height='72' width='72'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27367677.post-3329225698876718233</id><published>2007-02-24T17:13:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-02-24T22:54:56.692-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='S21'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Tuol Sleng'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='S21:  The Khmer Rouge Killing Machine'/><title type='text'>The Khmer Rouge "Annihilation" Machine</title><content type='html'>It would be a mistake to go into &lt;i style=""&gt;S21:&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;The Khmer Rouge Killing Machine&lt;/i&gt; looking for a history of Cambodia, the Khmer Rouge and Pol Pot, or even Tuol Sleng prison (security prison S21) itself.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;Rithy Panh’s documentary only deals with these things to the minimal extent that it has to, i.e., he only makes relatively brief mention of &lt;st1:place st="on"&gt;&lt;st1:country-region st="on"&gt;Cambodia&lt;/st1:country-region&gt;&lt;/st1:place&gt;’s historical situation in the 1970s to place us.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;It’s up to the audience to do the legwork involved with formulating theories as to why the Khmer Rouge was able to come to power, why &lt;st1:country-region st="on"&gt;&lt;st1:place st="on"&gt;Cambodia&lt;/st1:place&gt;&lt;/st1:country-region&gt; was in the state that it was, and most importantly here, how such atrocities as those described in the picture’s 100 minutes have taken and continue to take place.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;Indeed, while I do not think that &lt;st1:country-region st="on"&gt;&lt;st1:place st="on"&gt;Cambodia&lt;/st1:place&gt;&lt;/st1:country-region&gt; is unimportant here, &lt;i style=""&gt;S21&lt;/i&gt; is mainly about the facticity of institutionalized killing on a grand scale.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;That is its focus and perhaps the reason the film takes such a meandering and seemingly haphazard course.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;It is a piece that is exploratory in nature, as opposed to authoritative and expository.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_9A4Rkn_z31s/ReDeFx650EI/AAAAAAAAAAk/0vm-XKL4hIs/s1600-h/vlcsnap-3401178.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_9A4Rkn_z31s/ReDeFx650EI/AAAAAAAAAAk/0vm-XKL4hIs/s400/vlcsnap-3401178.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5035268574281322562" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt; &lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;i style=""&gt;S21&lt;/i&gt; forces questions common to &lt;i style=""&gt;Eichmann in Jerusalem&lt;/i&gt;, &lt;i style=""&gt;Ordinary Men&lt;/i&gt;, &lt;i style=""&gt;Obedience to Authority&lt;/i&gt;, and other germane works to the surface.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;But for those who may respect the value of these inquiries all the while internally groaning over their perplexity, it should be noted that &lt;i style=""&gt;S21&lt;/i&gt; has something incredibly powerful up its sleeve that is nothing short of a marvel of human experience:&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;it allows a former inmate of prison S21 to confront and engage former prison guards.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;In whole, &lt;i style=""&gt;S21&lt;/i&gt; actually features two survivors of the death house, Chum Mey and painter Vann Nath (supposedly two of the only 7 survivors, out a total 14,000+ prisoners/victims).&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;However, we never see Chum Mey in the same shot as one of the former prison workers.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;Considering his rapture while standing on the grounds of the prison, it would be no surprise if facing those unfathomably cruel devils from his past were simply impossible.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt; &lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;On the other hand, Vann Nath is possessed of a composure that stupefies.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;He is the piece’s protagonist of sorts.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;I would call him our guide, but that would be inaccurate and would obscure what are some of &lt;i style=""&gt;S21&lt;/i&gt;’s most truly disturbing scenes.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;Through some means, Rithy Panh manages to get his former prison guards to elaborately re-enact their former routines.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;(Though perhaps it took no coaxing at all, thus revealing yet another possible avenue for psycho-social speculation, theorizing, and inquiry.)&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;Aging Khmer Rouge shout verbal abuses at imaginary prisoners, threatening them with physical beatings should they fuss to much, not be quiet, and go to sleep; they check imaginary locks; and peer into empty cells.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;During these scenes, it is hard to penetrate the psychological interiors of the men.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;On some level are they taking a stroll down memory lane?&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;In circumstances as extreme as these, it is troubling to watch these old routines repeated in such cold and icy fashion.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt; &lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;Perhaps a clue is given to why this is so in a late exchange between Nath and three of the former S21 keepers.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;Nath argues that the Khmer Rouge’s stated practice of &lt;i style=""&gt;annihilation&lt;/i&gt; goes beyond that of &lt;i style=""&gt;killing&lt;/i&gt; in that annihilation leaves nothing of the victim but dust.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;One can extrapolate that it is a complete eradication of his past and traces; it leaves not even a memory of an individual’s time on earth.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;This is obviously more than a rhetorical embellishment given that the Khmer Rouge as discussed in the film would kill women and children, leaving no legacy or relations of supposed traitors, informants, or “enemies.”&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;But can one not come away from this scene in particular without noting the utter vacuous looks of the former guards in contrast to Nath?&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;The annihilating sword is revealed to be double-edged; in the case of the former stewards of S21, it is their humanity which has been completely stripped away and exterminated.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_9A4Rkn_z31s/ReDfZh650GI/AAAAAAAAAA0/vpVbtzhgP5w/s1600-h/vlcsnap-3403836.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_9A4Rkn_z31s/ReDfZh650GI/AAAAAAAAAA0/vpVbtzhgP5w/s400/vlcsnap-3403836.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5035270013095366754" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/27367677-3329225698876718233?l=cathedralavenue.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27367677/posts/default/3329225698876718233'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27367677/posts/default/3329225698876718233'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://cathedralavenue.blogspot.com/2007/02/khmer-rouge-annihilation-machine.html' title='The Khmer Rouge &quot;Annihilation&quot; Machine'/><author><name>Gregory Schwan</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='//lh5.googleusercontent.com/-H5aoKHnjgdE/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAACyo/cP6w0THPsZs/s512-c/photo.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_9A4Rkn_z31s/ReDeFx650EI/AAAAAAAAAAk/0vm-XKL4hIs/s72-c/vlcsnap-3401178.jpg' height='72' width='72'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27367677.post-2248128686860261626</id><published>2007-02-18T20:48:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-02-18T21:02:06.503-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Notes on a Scandal'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Talk to Her'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='posters'/><title type='text'>Movie Poster Mayhem</title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_9A4Rkn_z31s/RdkCOM9GZiI/AAAAAAAAAAU/yAPrFuXjvN4/s1600-h/talktoher.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; cursor: pointer;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_9A4Rkn_z31s/RdkCOM9GZiI/AAAAAAAAAAU/yAPrFuXjvN4/s200/talktoher.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5033056501582161442" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_9A4Rkn_z31s/RdkCHM9GZhI/AAAAAAAAAAM/5HNv9_-eKYc/s1600-h/notesscandalreview.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; cursor: pointer;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_9A4Rkn_z31s/RdkCHM9GZhI/AAAAAAAAAAM/5HNv9_-eKYc/s200/notesscandalreview.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5033056381323077138" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;p&gt;Is this an homage?  Or is this the same guy recycling an idea?&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/27367677-2248128686860261626?l=cathedralavenue.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27367677/posts/default/2248128686860261626'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27367677/posts/default/2248128686860261626'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://cathedralavenue.blogspot.com/2007/02/movie-poster-mayhem.html' title='Movie Poster Mayhem'/><author><name>Gregory Schwan</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='//lh5.googleusercontent.com/-H5aoKHnjgdE/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAACyo/cP6w0THPsZs/s512-c/photo.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_9A4Rkn_z31s/RdkCOM9GZiI/AAAAAAAAAAU/yAPrFuXjvN4/s72-c/talktoher.jpg' height='72' width='72'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27367677.post-3403437670520036654</id><published>2007-02-18T13:36:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-02-18T13:49:15.402-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='David Lynch'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Inland Empire'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Persona'/><title type='text'>A Woman in Trouble, but Who is She?</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_-3F9TPJF148/RdieqW-yTBI/AAAAAAAAAAM/p61sVt8zvqY/s1600-h/ie_200w.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_-3F9TPJF148/RdieqW-yTBI/AAAAAAAAAAM/p61sVt8zvqY/s200/ie_200w.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5032947034147146770" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Arial;font-size:10;"  &gt;It is roughly a month to the day since I saw David Lynch’s latest, &lt;st1:place st="on"&gt;&lt;i style=""&gt;Inland Empire&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/st1:place&gt;.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;I anticipated it a great deal:&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;2006 I found to be a dismal year for art cinema (despite &lt;i style=""&gt;Three Times&lt;/i&gt; and &lt;i style=""&gt;The Death of Mr. Lazarescu&lt;/i&gt;).&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;So the year-end buzz circulating around both Lynch’s new project (and &lt;i style=""&gt;Children of Men&lt;/i&gt;) had me optimistic towards the possibility of a formidable year-end push in 2006’s waning moments.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;Technically, a last ditch effort before rolling out Dick Clark one more time, if you will.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;To boot, the showing I had tickets for at the AFI Silver was to be graced by Mr. Lynch himself.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;Indeed I was poised:&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;though 2006 had technically already passed, its filmic redemption stood before me, flanked by our very potential benefactor, Mr. Lynch…&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Arial;font-size:10;"  &gt;&lt;o:p&gt; &lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Arial;font-size:10;"  &gt;Any casual fan of &lt;i style=""&gt;The Simpsons&lt;/i&gt; will recall the scene of &lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BsrOXaKRq84"&gt;Homer watching &lt;i style=""&gt;Twin Peaks&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/a&gt; (for you serious fans, that would be episode &lt;a href="http://www.snpp.com/episodes/3G02.html"&gt;3G02&lt;/a&gt; from season 9, entitled &lt;i style=""&gt;Lisa’s Sax&lt;/i&gt;).&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;To the image of a man dancing with a horse, Homer exclaims:&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;“Brilliant!&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;I have no idea what is going on.”&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;A similarly casual fan may also recall (from &lt;a href="http://www.snpp.com/episodes/BABF22"&gt;BABF22&lt;/a&gt;, season 12’s &lt;i style=""&gt;HOMR&lt;/i&gt;) Homer being escorted out of a movie theatre for not laughing at a punch line incorporating Regis Philbin’s would-be meme:&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;“Is that your final answer?”&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;Though an admittedly flippant means towards elucidating my impressions of &lt;st1:place st="on"&gt;&lt;i style=""&gt;Inland Empire&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/st1:place&gt;, these two scenes are freakishly &lt;i style=""&gt;apropos&lt;/i&gt;.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;Bewilderment and an acute alienation stemming from not “getting it” best encapsulate those three hours.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;With every chuckle of the sold-out crowd at another quirky line or character, I sank deeper into my chair and grew more anxious and desperate for the movie-cum-torture device to be over.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Arial;font-size:10;"  &gt;&lt;o:p&gt; &lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Arial;font-size:10;"  &gt;Naturally, Lynch is worthy of being taken seriously, and it would be cheap to simply throw up hands and say, “I just don’t know what he’s on about!”&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;In fact and to the contrary, I do feel a dull desire to see &lt;st1:place st="on"&gt;&lt;i style=""&gt;Inland  Empire&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/st1:place&gt; again.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;Astute reviews from the likes of the NYT’s &lt;a href="http://movies2.nytimes.com/2006/12/06/movies/06empi.html"&gt;Manohla Dargis&lt;/a&gt; reinforce these feelings.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;But what is not so dull is my profound consternation over what &lt;st1:place st="on"&gt;&lt;i style=""&gt;Inland Empire&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/st1:place&gt; lacks.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;And most importantly, I don’t think any number of viewings will yield it.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;While critics rave about Laura Dern’s performance, I cannot get over the simple fact that this piece lacks characters of any depth or situations that resonate in the key of the human world.&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Arial;font-size:10;"  &gt;&lt;o:p&gt; &lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Arial;font-size:10;"  &gt;I think Lynch knows this; I believe it is part of his overall plan.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;Somewhere around the midpoint (though it’s certainly hard to specify a midpoint when time is seemingly standing still), one of the whores (or actresses, or friends, or hangers-on, or…damn it, I’m not sure) asks directly into the camera, “Who is she?”&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;This is, indeed, the film’s guiding question.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;But I’m afraid it’s impossible to want to engage in solving the riddle when the viewer isn’t provided enough context to remotely care.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;Lynch’s very own sense of mystery leaves so much in the shadows that it is impossible to latch onto anything or establish a connection.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;Who is she?&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;Why should I care?&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;I don’t even recognize this as having anything to do about life.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;i style=""&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Arial;font-size:10;"  &gt;&lt;o:p&gt; &lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Arial;font-size:10;"  &gt;Ultimately, I cannot help but be reminded of Ingmar Bergman’s &lt;i style=""&gt;Persona&lt;/i&gt;.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;Granted that in it, we begin with two distinct people as opposed to an actresses’ on and off camera life.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;But no matter, both films attempt to render the dissolution of the self into another and the struggle to discover and posit one’s own “I” and identity.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;And &lt;i style=""&gt;Persona&lt;/i&gt; is certainly just as self-aware and deconstructionist as &lt;st1:place st="on"&gt;&lt;i style=""&gt;Inland Empire&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/st1:place&gt;.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;The difference is that the former is able to root its themes in a simple, coherent narrative and provide characters cut out just enough to provide a foundation.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;Thus, its force.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;And conversely, these missing aspects from Lynch’s latest and highly-autonomous project belie its effectiveness, leaving it only able to imbue anxiety and frustration.&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/27367677-3403437670520036654?l=cathedralavenue.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27367677/posts/default/3403437670520036654'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27367677/posts/default/3403437670520036654'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://cathedralavenue.blogspot.com/2007/02/woman-in-trouble-but-who-is-she.html' title='A Woman in Trouble, but Who is She?'/><author><name>GS</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_-3F9TPJF148/RdieqW-yTBI/AAAAAAAAAAM/p61sVt8zvqY/s72-c/ie_200w.jpg' height='72' width='72'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27367677.post-115879895069739797</id><published>2006-09-20T20:26:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-11-21T22:37:33.373-05:00</updated><title type='text'>RIP Sven Nykvist</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/2/21/250px-Sven_Nykvist_In_Reverence_of_Light_cover.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 200px;" src="http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/2/21/250px-Sven_Nykvist_In_Reverence_of_Light_cover.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:georgia;font-size:100%;"  &gt;I have a long way to go towards becoming well-versed in the work of the late Sven Nykvist, but suffice to say that &lt;span style="font-style:italic;"&gt;Fanny and Alexander&lt;/span&gt; could be one of the most brilliant movies I've ever seen (a double meaning, to be sure).  &lt;span style="font-style:italic;"&gt;Cries and Whispers&lt;/span&gt;, for its part, is high in the last as well.    His AP obituary stating that Nykvist suffered from dementia, I hope he did not suffer a bad end.  Goodbye, Sven.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I had hoped to write a piece on Ozu's &lt;span style="font-style:italic;"&gt;Early Summer&lt;/span&gt; by now, but it never materalized.  I've been perhaps a bit overhwelmed.  In the past month or so I've seen &lt;span style="font-style:italic;"&gt;The Conformist&lt;/span&gt; (on the big screen, none the less), the aforementioned &lt;span style="font-style:italic;"&gt;Early Summer&lt;/span&gt;, &lt;span style="font-style:italic;"&gt;The Power of Kangwon Province&lt;/span&gt;, and &lt;span style="font-style:italic;"&gt;My Night at Maud's&lt;/span&gt;.  I have no idea where to begin, but maybe &lt;span style="font-style:italic;"&gt;Ugetsu&lt;/span&gt; will get my fingers typing later this week.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/27367677-115879895069739797?l=cathedralavenue.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27367677/posts/default/115879895069739797'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27367677/posts/default/115879895069739797'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://cathedralavenue.blogspot.com/2006/09/rip-sven-nykvist.html' title='RIP Sven Nykvist'/><author><name>GS</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27367677.post-115707446349335078</id><published>2006-08-31T21:19:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-09-01T17:58:52.856-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Tag Lines:  Beyond Thunderdome</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2698/2881/1600/gg.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2698/2881/400/gg.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:georgia;font-size:100%;"&gt;This blog shall not fester.  A short piece on Ozu's &lt;span style="font-style:italic;"&gt;Early Summer&lt;/span&gt; is forthcoming very soon, but first I must briefly mention something else, something from the category of things that make you feel embarrassed though you bear no responsibility for them whatsoever.  It's a shame over being alive, I guess.  Yet, an &lt;a href="http://you-die-now.blogspot.com/"&gt;associate &lt;/a&gt;and I still have a minor obsession.  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Recently I was at Blockbuster and I overheard, very dryly, "'His road, his rules.'  This sounds pretty good."  It was absolutely amazing.  Behold:  the tag line.  Not only the tag line in full bloom, but the tag line demonstrating both its narrative efficiency and its allure.  Imagine, then, my excitement over the tag line for the movie shown on the poster above:  "One goal.  A second chance."  The symbolic grandeur cannot be understated.  It is Jesus Christ scoring a fucking touchdown.  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So, if you've actually read this far along, share with me one of your favorite tag lines, and be sure to tell me what movie it's from.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/27367677-115707446349335078?l=cathedralavenue.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27367677/posts/default/115707446349335078'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27367677/posts/default/115707446349335078'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://cathedralavenue.blogspot.com/2006/08/tag-lines-beyond-thunderdome.html' title='Tag Lines:  Beyond Thunderdome'/><author><name>GS</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27367677.post-115612966130626701</id><published>2006-08-20T23:04:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-08-28T13:05:58.280-04:00</updated><title type='text'>My Reflection, in a Snow Covered Hill</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2698/2881/1600/mambo7.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2698/2881/400/mambo7.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:georgia;font-size:100%;"&gt;It is the mark of a watered-down social criticism to take recourse to tropes—reciting them without second thought but with a degree of self-satisfaction.  Disaffected youth, consumerism, and milquetoast suburbanites—these themes are dull as they are abundant.  But this does not mean they are wholly illegitimate; clichés are not to be completely discarded, though the Orwell in us may sometimes lash out.  On the contrary, these matters—far from off-limits—demand a wealth of care when taken-up, not avoidance.  A lazy observer only contributes to an already voluminous and enervated accumulation of work.  The space grows increasingly crowded and the problem itself suffers.  But shrewd observers are able to take the thing and position it in a brand new light.  They have that unique and special ability to make us give pause and re-examine our own opinions, even though we may not give voice to a given doubt.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Three young people (Vicky and 2 males friends) are on holiday from Tapei.  They have ventured to a snowy locale.  They play outside in the snow; it appears to be Vicky’s first time, and she is delighted.  But symbolically, what is &lt;span style="font-style:italic;"&gt;not&lt;/span&gt; at work here is the yearning for a child’s innocence; this is a not a portrait of salvation or reprieve from the sins of the city (e.g., casual sex, drug abuse, indolence, etc.) on a virgin white backdrop.  No, but this is something otherwise natal.  What has value here is bringing something into the world—for leaving one’s mark on it.  The modern city stifles one into oblivion and anonymity, be it filed away in an apartment stacked upon and under more apartments, as a listless passenger on a train, destination and origin unknown, or crammed into the seemingly collective, breathing, sweating, and pulsating of a dance club at capacity.  Removed from all of that, Vicky and her friend playfully plant their faces into a snowdrift.  Pulling away, giggly wildly from the cold on their faces, an impression remains.  This is a metaphor which reflects not just a visage, but alienation as well.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2698/2881/1600/millenium.2.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2698/2881/400/millenium.1.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;The image is central to Hou Hsiao-Hsien’s &lt;span style="font-style:italic;"&gt;Millennium Mambo&lt;/span&gt;.  It is all it takes for Hou to prove his astuteness and insist on not insulting us with another ready-made critique of youth culture.  The faces in the snow—the newness that is brought forth by their creators—is the contrasting force that tugs in the opposite direction of nostalgia for &lt;span style="font-style:italic;"&gt;how things used to be&lt;/span&gt;, for "back then."  And it is also a symbol of our homelessness, of the possibility that we will not recognize ourselves anywhere in our lives:  in work, in social circles, in politics, even in our own art.  As noted above with respect to the modern city’s mammoth and impersonal structures, the megalopolis has a consuming dimension that drowns the individual into a condemned insignificance and namelessness.  When we go about in our daily lives, toiling in these mazes, how effective can we be in choosing the direction of our own lives?  And if we cannot be particularly effective, what might this engender in people?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Hou transplants Vicky from Taipei to emphasize the importance of our milieu.  It is not to make any deterministic point, settling the old debate on the side of nurture, but to demand recognition of the fact that we live in situations.  There, in the snow—literally, with their faces in the snow—it is about these people and their struggle to affect the world.  It is a question of people and time and place.  Here we are faced with Hou’s most difficult and haunting question.  That question is not, “Whatever shall we do with the bored inertia of today’s youth?” or “How can we reclaim the great spirit of the past?”  It is:  do they recognize themselves in the snow?  Could someone else?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In Ozu’s &lt;span style="font-style:italic;"&gt;Tokyo Story&lt;/span&gt;, the old police chief Numata, drunk and introspective, says, “To lose your children is hard.  But living with them isn’t always easy, either.  A real dilemma.”  Shukishi’s reply will show us, though, that this is not a simple matter of “can’t live with ‘em, can’t live without ‘em,” or, to give it a more sophisticated ring, &lt;span style="font-style:italic;"&gt;vive la différence&lt;/span&gt;—only substituting kids for women.  Numata, in his drunken ramblings, forgets about men and their situation.  He takes his values and his life lessons and applies them to students of a different school.  “Times have changed,” says Shukishi, “We have to face it.”  He clearly feels a similar disappointment, but it is mixed with acceptance and legitimate resignation.  It is informed by the acknowledgement of time and change.  Indeed, Hou’s latest, &lt;span style="font-style:italic;"&gt;Three Times&lt;/span&gt;, expounds on this idea with deep, almost sociological, focus, showing us Taiwan in 1911, 1966, and 2005.  The problem of generational friction and conflict is universal; it is certainly greater than any one city and any 1 epoch (or 3 of them).  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/27367677-115612966130626701?l=cathedralavenue.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27367677/posts/default/115612966130626701'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27367677/posts/default/115612966130626701'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://cathedralavenue.blogspot.com/2006/08/my-reflection-in-snow-covered-hill_20.html' title='My Reflection, in a Snow Covered Hill'/><author><name>GS</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry></feed>
